Delirious

It's a little slow at first, but I found it more interesting at every point than parts of The Bank Job; maybe only because Steve Buscemi makes any scene worth watching. I loved the score and the soundtrack. It's a little weird that there were no attractive people in it, not even one, but I guess that's what happens when you make a movie for $2 million (or was it three?). The lead actress reminded me of Alex Borstein, which was really distracting since she was supposed to be pretty. But, that aside, it was honest and satirical and fantasy all in the right places, so I enjoyed it.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Hands-down the best in the franchise. I actually liked it, although maybe after The Scorpion King, I would've enjoyed anything. Also, I think I'm becoming immune to the terrible camp of the family. Not only did they switch out actresses for Evelyn, but they also switched out her character, which was a little weird, but whatever; like I said, the family's going to suck no matter what, so you've got to focus on the other part of the movie, which of course had Asian people, so I enjoyed it thoroughly. I was also happy to see Jonathan, which was unexpected, but I liked his character in this one. And I liked the yeti, and the sorceress. Also, it wasn't in the desert for once, and they didn't do the stupid repetition thing.

The Mummy Returns

Rachel looks much better here and I also liked this movie more, although I wasn't a fan of all the stuff they repeated from last time; too campy, but then again, so's the whole series.

The Mummy

Ugh, Rachel Weisz, why do you look so terrible in this? Also, fake hair, bad times. The opening half-naked hot lady scene was the best part of the whole movie. It was kind of hard to think of Imhotep as a bad guy, too, since all he was trying to do was resurrect his girlfriend.

The Bank Job

This was the first Jason Statham movie I saw, and I wasn't really impressed.

I liked the 70's London setting. The "black power" subplot was lame, but I guess it was necessary since it really happened. Overall, it was too amateur and small-timey to be interesting, and I didn't find the ending to be realistic at all, probably because that's not even what happened.

The Scorpion King

Terrible. Why would anyone make or watch this?

Step Brothers

It was about what I expected. A little lame, a little good. Reilly bothered me less than I thought he would. Mary Steenburgen looks fake tanned and terrible; I'm not sure this is a movie that really needs to be seen on the big screen. It does have more laughs than you see in the previews, although those are the main ones, but there are also a couple of plot points beyond "I hate you, now I like you," which is good. Best line in the entire thing: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm going to kick you in the balls repeatedly."