Drive Angry

I was a little disappointed with this, but I did enjoy William Fichtner's character.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

I like Cage, it had some good moments, and the magic was flashy, but none of that could make up for the atrocity that was the writing in this movie.

I still love the part in the trailer where Jay asks Nic if he's crazy and he holds up his fingers signifying "a little bit," though.

Kick-Ass

There wasn't a single likeable character in the entire movie and the soundtrack choices were bizarre and jarring, but the worthwhile plot brought it back to neutral.

Con Air

A movie with Nic Cage, John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, and John Cusack is guaranteed to be good. The explosions were a bit much, and the ending went on for way too long. Cage's accent annoyed me for the first and fourth quarters of the movie, but I actually liked it in the middle. I puked about 8 times after I watched this and now I feel absolutely terrible and have a fever of 100.3, but I don't blame the movie.

Valley Girl

Wow, Nic Cage, in his first movie as Nic Cage. He was really convincing here. I wasn't terribly happy about how the plot played out; I wanted Julie to make a stand and pick Randy at some point. Other than that, it was enjoyable enough.

Raising Arizona

The Weather Man