I could barely force myself to think about The Transporter for long
enough to write anything about it. I don't know why I thought it might
be good, but it profoundly was not. Definitely one of the worst,
cheesiest movies I've ever seen. Everything about it was horrible, from
the music to the action, dialogue, and plot.
I wasn't interested in The Transporter when it came out, but I later became a fan of Jason Statham (Death Race and Crank, anyone?), so I decided to check it out. Bad idea. Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I don't even think Statham is that good here. The music was absolutely horrible. The action sequences were so obviously choreographed and slow. There were huge pauses for Statham to hit his marks, with all the bad guys patiently waiting for their turn to be attacked.
