Furious 7

Furious 7 could've been a much better movie if they had just tried a little harder not to be so absurdly cliché. There were some cool stunts, though, and I can't say I didn't enjoy it.

I don't know why I keep watching these. Maybe now that Walker's gone, I can stop. I held out for about half of the trailer before I saw too many interesting stunts and felt like I wanted to watch it. And then Roeper gave it a favorable review, so I had to do it. I don't regret it, but I do wish it could've been just a bit less cliché and more intelligent.

Fast Five

I have a lot of love for this series, and I wanted to like this more than I did. It felt like they only had about half a movie going here. I enjoyed everybody getting together, and Rio was a fun place to see, but about 70% of it was flat.

Death Race 2

They clearly had a problem finding quality people for this movie. The dialogue, direction, production, editing, and acting were all horrible. If you like Death Race enough, though, you can almost get past all of that. The idea behind the movie was solid, it was great to see how it all started, and they finally got something right when people stopped talking and things wrapped up at the end.

Fast & Furious

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

I love the Japanese aesthetic..I hated the Southern hick. The movie as a whole was ridiculous, but not as much of a trainwreck as the last one.

2 Fast 2 Furious

Complete waste of a movie. Why make this? Eva Mendes wasn't hot, and the dynamic between Tyrese and Paul was terrible.

The Fast and the Furious

I'm a fan of Vin Diesel, and Paul's easy on the eyes. The plot kept me interested, too.

Speed Racer

This hurt my eyes, and I wish I knew more about the cartoon. The movie needed way more Asian people, but Benno was an awesome surprise. I think I would've liked it more if I were a 10 year-old boy, but it wasn't bad.