Armored

The Expendables

If you can work hard enough to get past all of the things that are wrong with Stallone, it's got some entertainment value. The scene with the guy and his machine gun in the hallway was particularly memorable, and I liked Rourke's performance, and of course Statham.

Teeth

Julie & Julia

From Paris with Love

The Last Airbender

Shyamalan should never be allowed to make another film after what he did to this show.

Valentine's Day

Iron Man 2

Stark's complete and utter lack of likeability rendered this movie pointless.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Jake is a good reason to watch this, but I'm not sure the hair or the accent really suited him.

Ong Bak 2

Great action.

9

Rain Man

How to Train Your Dragon

I didn't want to see this, but it was actually cute.

Naked Lunch

Zombieland


Inglourious Basterds