The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

I love the Japanese aesthetic..I hated the Southern hick. The movie as a whole was ridiculous, but not as much of a trainwreck as the last one.

2 Fast 2 Furious

Complete waste of a movie. Why make this? Eva Mendes wasn't hot, and the dynamic between Tyrese and Paul was terrible.

The Fast and the Furious

I'm a fan of Vin Diesel, and Paul's easy on the eyes. The plot kept me interested, too.

Transformers

I thought the entire premise of this movie was, "some of them want to kill us and some of them don't." Luckily there was a *little* bit more to the plot than that.

Better Off Dead

This is a terrible movie to watch if you can't stand surrealism, and if you're looking for surrealism, it probably won't be surreal enough.

Gohatto

So incredibly boring.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

TMNT

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

The action scenes were boring and went on for way too long, especially the desert fight, and the plot holes were insane. I liked Jetfire, though.