Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans

It's hard to say who had the lead role here; it was either Bill Nighy, Michael Sheen's chest, or Rhona Mitra's lips. Nighy is great to watch though..and so was Sheen's chest..and I liked seeing Mitra again, although I didn't recognize her from Doomsday. I wasn't expecting anything from this movie, and if I remembered Underworld at all I would probably say it didn't compare, but I liked it as a standalone. The action was exciting, the romance was convincing, and the plot was engaging despite the fact that I already knew how it was all going to turn out.


Sex and the City

It was nice to see it again, but it was even worse than the show. The plot was completely contrived and predictable. Everyone also looked insanely, un-attractively thin. Despite the fact that it was like half-strength fluff, I would probably watch another one if they made it.

Rollerball

I liked the international aspect, Chris Klein was not as cute as he should be, and Rebecca was completely unrecognizable. As a whole, it went by pretty fast, but the ending was less satisfying than it should've been because there was no reason for most of the characters to act the way they did.

Valley Girl

Wow, Nic Cage, in his first movie as Nic Cage. He was really convincing here. I wasn't terribly happy about how the plot played out; I wanted Julie to make a stand and pick Randy at some point. Other than that, it was enjoyable enough.

Ladrón que roba a ladrón

The director made a big deal about how this was a Hollywood movie that just happened to be in Spanish, so it looks like an American film and not a foreign one, but most of the time, apart from the language, foreign films don't seem that different to me from American ones in the first place. Like Sukiyaki, this was pretty much a fluff piece, but at least I was expecting that from it. The ending was a bit more dopey than I would've liked, but the rest of it was entertaining, and there were even a couple of surprises.

Sukiyaki Western Django

In terms of this being a Miike film, it's actually a little disappointing. Maybe the fact that this is a classic Japanese story, told as a Western, set in "Nevada-Utah," with Japanese actors who are speaking a language they don't know (English), was weird enough that he decided the story itself should be normal. It was a little surreal to need subtitles on something in English. The movie doesn't seem to have a whole lot to say, and it's probably better if you've seen Yojimbo and/or Django, but aside from a few disturbing things happening, it's interesting for aesthetics alone.

Snow Angels

I barely recognized Kate Beckinsale in this, but that's probably just because I haven't seen her in much. She's pretty. I didn't like how the movie kept showing one scene, broken up into and interrupted by five scenes. All of the characters were fucked up, and it was interesting once it took a turn, but getting to that point was tedious and uncomfortable.