The Craft

I wanted to see this for a couple years after it came out, and then I forgot about it. It was pretty much what I was expecting (now, not then). It was decent enough. Fairuza Balk was not, and apparently still is not, pretty at all..but her eyes really are turqoise.

Terminator Salvation

Christian Bale..first Batman, now John Connor. What's next, fucking Mad Max? The movie may have been more interesting if the "big reveal" hadn't been revealed in the trailer, but that's alright; I guess they had to give us some reason to go see it other than "the machines try to kill John again." It was appropriately loud and action-packed, and the casting was pretty good. I enjoyed it, although it would've been nice to know more about Marcus' past, and the ending was slightly detrimental and completely unnecessary.

The Promotion

Even with a bad haircut, Stifler wasn't believable in this role. Lili Taylor speaking in a Canadian Scottish accent made the movie. I wanted it to be more about working at a grocery store than it was. It did a good job keeping both guys pretty equal at all times, though; I liked that I never felt like either one of them was the underdog.

Lost in Space

Joey in a feature-length film..bad times. The whole thing was so terribly flat. A few interesting things happened, but that did not make this worth watching.

Friday the 13th

Why does this have the exact same title as the first one? Couldn't they add "part 11" or something? The opening sequence was pretty cool, and Jared Padalecki is still cute. I guess it was an okay movie, for what it is.

Planet Terror

It wasn't as bad as I was expecting. The gore was all cheesy, so it wasn't too disgusting. I just don't think I can appreciate this kind of movie. I always like Freddy though, and Rose was pretty. I liked the ending, too.

Con Air

A movie with Nic Cage, John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, and John Cusack is guaranteed to be good. The explosions were a bit much, and the ending went on for way too long. Cage's accent annoyed me for the first and fourth quarters of the movie, but I actually liked it in the middle. I puked about 8 times after I watched this and now I feel absolutely terrible and have a fever of 100.3, but I don't blame the movie.