Army of Darkness

Weird. I don't like weird movies. This one wasn't scary though, and I don't like scary movies, so it has that going for it. It was cool to finally hear all of the quotes, but aside from that, like so many series, they should've stopped earlier. I can see why people like the series as a whole, though.

Step Brothers

It was about what I expected. A little lame, a little good. Reilly bothered me less than I thought he would. Mary Steenburgen looks fake tanned and terrible; I'm not sure this is a movie that really needs to be seen on the big screen. It does have more laughs than you see in the previews, although those are the main ones, but there are also a couple of plot points beyond "I hate you, now I like you," which is good. Best line in the entire thing: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm going to kick you in the balls repeatedly."

Stephen King's It

Compared to the book, this pretty much sucked. I'd love to see what they could do with it now. I demand to see the space turtle that sicked up the universe!

The overall style of it was also terrible. But, all that aside, Tim Curry does a pretty good job with Pennywise.

Paris, je t'aime

This was hard to get into because the first few stories are about meeting and nothing else, and I felt like they weren't complete. It turned out alright, though, with lots of recognizable people. The best exchange in the movie is when someone asks Natalie Portman's character if she's an actress. Answer: "I'm trying to be one."