I've liked all of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, and Dead Men Tell
No Tales is no different. It's not going to win an Oscar or anything,
but Javier is appropriately menacing, the plot holds things together
well enough, and overall it's fun and familiar.
I like the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I used to like Johnny Depp, but that's getting more difficult with all the "personal life" stuff that's been happening with him recently. I like the tone of the movies, though. And they're so familiar, with the music and everything. I like the "pirate adventure" angle, and seeing Jack running around doing crazy stuff.
The witch was super weird. I couldn't get behind her at all, or figure out if we were supposed to remember her from one of the other movies. They kind of overdid it with the makeup on the pirates. They all looked like they had some hardcore sun damage going on, and I felt like it wasn't necessary.
