The Beach

All I knew about the plot was "Leonardo goes to a beach with some people and something bad happens," and I was pleasantly surprised to discover that there was more to it.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

They should've just made this entirely CG, since that's what half the movie was anyway. The Cobra guys' reactions of pain and fear kind of ruined it for me, but it was nice seeing Joseph for a few minutes.

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

While watching this movie, I thought, "The last time I disliked characters this much was when I saw Being John Malkovich," and sure enough..this was written by the same man. Unfortunately, this didn't grab me the way that did, and it was even tougher to sit through. I think I may have to write off Mr. Kaufman altogether, no pun intended.