The Avengers

The absurdity is great if you can put up with a lot of puns.

Die Hard

Being stuck in an office building for 2 hours: lame.

Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

About as dopey as you'd expect. I think Pete could've done better for himself.

Romeo Must Die

The title is misleading, but Jet Li is adorable.

Lady in the Water

Good idea, hackneyed execution.

Black Snake Moan

Christina Ricci half-naked with a chain around her waist. What more does anyone need in a movie?

The Chumscrubber

Feels empty and contrived, but still manages to be interesting. Also: yay Ralph Fiennes.